Story Booking

By adding a story book end-after when somebody is done talking to add humor to a typically dark topic.

Grahm: Hey, that looks just like my dad who left me when I was a baby...
Jacob: Said Grahm sadly.
Grahm: Are you story booking me?
Jacob: You're damn right I was.

by jacobraybans May 3, 2013

Jewish Story

A Jewish story is a story that is made up by an incompetent and unreliable and is extremely boring. The story teller is usually telling this story for attention or for some friends.

"He told me another stupid Jewish story for attention again"

by Blueboy02 June 10, 2018

Bristol Story

A story that is told at an incredibly random or inappropriate time that goes no where and is often redundant and that leaves people slightly confused as to why the person told it in the first place.

While at a party, a person (usually named bristol) comes up to you
Bristol: Today, i was at the grocery story with my mom and she wouldn't let me buy orange juice. i was really upset that i couldn't get orange juice; now i want some.
(people stare, confused and contemplating).
People: .........BRISTOL STORY.

by bristolstoriesareawesome May 31, 2010

Story Trumper

The person that always has to one up your story with a better one, generally right after you tell yours.

A- "So i was walking down the street yesterday and found 5 bucks!"
B- "Oh yeah? Well i was walking down the street yesterday and found 20 bucks!"
A- "Dude, story trumper."

by snipplly123 January 5, 2011

Story time

A common phrase following a trend that you will find in TikTok comment sections. There is no meaning behind this; it is solely used as spam.

User 1: "Story time?"
User 2: "Please stop commenting 'story time', it is not funny."

by spinfal March 31, 2022

Jim Story

(n.) A story that has been far blown out of proportion. Told by a friend who is apt to embellish major details of a story. Often identifiable by exposure due to simple questioning.

Jim Story:

Jim: "You'll never guess what just happened."
Friend: "What?"
Jim: "I just got charged by a moose!"
Friend: "What? No shit?"
(Actual details unfold)
Friend: "Wait, so..you mean the moose was on the other side of the fence..100 yards away, grazing, and merely glanced at you?"
Jim: "Yeah...well..it was pretty crazy."

by Russel "Tusner" Banks November 28, 2010

Snap story

A feature found in the Snapchat app introduced in 2012

A place where people can post but is not limited to: what kind of stupid music there blasting while driving, how much fun they are having drinking illegally, photos for money, just how generally shit their life is and some sunset everyday and then the story deletes itself in 24 hours thankfully.

Scenario 1:

Chick 1: Shit this food look good
Chick 2: Let me put this on my snap story

Scenario 2:

Friend 1: Wow these homeless dudes are fighting!
Friend 2: Let me put this on the snap

Scenario 3

Frat boi 1: Wow this party is lit
Frat boi 2: Lets blast chainsmokers and put this on my snap story

by Imakedefintionsduringstats July 17, 2017