smurffed

to be in a state of immense intoxication due to the introduction of toxins to the body.
10 pints of wifebeater and I'm completly smurffed
by the one that got away November 04, 2003
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smurfing

fucking until your face turns blue. Just chillin liek a villain. Fooling around. Undefined happiness and pure pleasure, first enjoyed by papa smurf and smurfette.
STOP SMURFING AROUND? What have you been doing today? smurfing...
by mary January 08, 2005
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Smurf

Crushing bars(barbiturates) and sprinkling on marijauan and then smoking it
I just smoked a Smurf and that shit fucked me up!!!
by BigMike25 July 15, 2008
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smurf

#19 on my list of things that give me nightmares.
Thats papasmurf!He one bad mother...
SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH ALL THE GODDAMN CLICHES ALREADY!!!!!!
by Themanwhohasabrokenspacebar November 09, 2003
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Smurfed

When someone eats something blue, (such as an icy), you say they are smurfed because it looks like they sucked off papa smurf because their mouth is all blue.
John:(eating his blue pop lolli pop) says mmm this is so good!

Dave: yo' man.. your smurfed
by dangerous catch w/o the crabs November 03, 2008
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smurf

To give girls blue balls then make them jerk you off, and then catch it and put in the form of a white hat.
this girl was into some crazy shit, so she told me to let her smurf me
by mrninjaelephant August 06, 2010
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