by Wmamba25 March 5, 2017

Jerry: Damn... That boy Tyrone came to school with a brown shirt and red shoes. How slump can he get?
Willis: I don't even know. He's such a guido
Jerry: For real, i wish he could learn to have sauce
Willis: I don't even know. He's such a guido
Jerry: For real, i wish he could learn to have sauce
by UglyGodsAssHair April 19, 2018

SLUMP stands for Sed Lyf Ultra Max Pro, and is used when you're thoroughly sick and tired of your life, or someone just had a humongous misfortune.
#1: “How's your day?” “It's totes SLUMP girl… my bf totally ditched me right in the middle of the night! I need some company at the bar. Come join meeee!”
#2: *You're friend just did his 99th draw but didn't win Raiden. And the moment he had enough primos for another spin, the banner ended* “Woah! SLUMP LOL!!!! XD XD XD”
#2: *You're friend just did his 99th draw but didn't win Raiden. And the moment he had enough primos for another spin, the banner ended* “Woah! SLUMP LOL!!!! XD XD XD”
by Anonymous(Z.A.) May 13, 2023

Ignore that "slumped-over" crazy person.
by GreenSunToday April 4, 2017

by Random word Smith February 25, 2022

That girl doing bar mat shots will fuck you in the bathroom if you're having a dry spell because she's an OG slump buster.
by Hot Franklin November 29, 2021
