porch monkey

Porch Monkey is a lazy black African American that sits on a porch all day drinking, smoking weed, smoking crack, dealing drugs, or keeps a look out for police while commiting illegal activities while being on the porch.

There's a porch monkey doing something illegal.

by Southern Renegade September 24, 2016

Porch poacher

Someone or a group of people intended on taking any valuable and movable objects from someone’s property. ie porch

Mon did you hear about the porch poachers in the neighborhood, hide your valuables

by Dnttrdonme November 18, 2018

Porch Monkey

A taxidermy of a deer ass, made to look like the face of a monkey.

That's one mighty fine porch monkey hanging on your wall.

by Lala83 July 4, 2015

porch monkey

a monkey that sits on the porch
aka a lazy ass person sits on the porch all day

bob is a porch monkey, he's so lazy

by That boring guy August 24, 2019

Porch Bonk

A person of the negro race who sits on there porch eating their fried chicken and kool-aid and looking at there Impala

porch bonk

by Arabidongifufalamatoma January 21, 2011

Porch Fiend

A person who fiends sitting on there porch gocking at others walking by. These people are usually old and don't have much else to do.

hey man that cougar does nothing but sit on her porch and prey on young guys she is a fucking cougar ass porch fiend

by Oracl3 December 31, 2007

porch cred

A display of one's popularity defined by the number of individuals relaxing on one's porch compared to one's neighbors.

Dude, only three people are out here, next door like twenty people are on the patio. This is really killing our porch cred.

by Brutal Iris April 3, 2011