crash the mode

The mode is the worst possible situation, so it is best to crash it. Crash and mode can also be used independently.

Impulse: We can't risk changing the timestream. Then we'd all be feeling the mode.

Beast Boy: And...the mode...would be bad?

Impulse: Doesn't get any worse. Always better to crash the mode.

Beast Boy: Uh...noted?

by michelle lauchenbacher April 6, 2021

The Mortal Instruments

A series of fantasy books written by Cassandra Clare.

The books are about a species called Shadowhunters who can't be seen by ordinary mundanes (humans) and destroy demons and rogue Downworlders. Downworlders are werewolves, vampires, faeries, warlocks, etc.

The main characters are Clary Fray, Jace Wayland and Simon Lewis.

Person 1: Have you got the new The Mortal Instruments book?
Person 2: Yeah, it's awesome!

by FlushedToilet May 15, 2011

going to the moon

The act of getting so high your out of this world.

I am going to the moon with Dr. Greenthumb during lunch. You could call me a regular astronaut.

by CrustFace Killah June 11, 2006

where the monkey put the whistle

curious term used by Irish father to frighten Irish son from engaging in bad behavior of any sort...

As in...You do that again and I'll put my foot right "where the monkey put the whistle"......

by sheila in the car May 10, 2009

The Dark Side of the Moon

What one says when they're going to get high and listen to the Pink Floyd album The Dark Side of the Moon.

Guy 1: Hey you wanna go see a movie?

Guy 2: No I can't man, I'm going to The Dark Side of the Moon.

by Maurice Del Taco February 5, 2010

get the monkey

the state of being extremely out of luck or in dire circumstances (usu. used with "he/she was absolutely..." or "we were absolutely..."

Shane was out of bullets, the branch he was on was cracked, and the wolves were circling beneath. He knew he was absolutely get the monkey.

by Jackonrad April 4, 2009

time of the month

1. when it's time for a girl's menstrual cycle or period
2. the time when the wireless internet you are stealing from your neighbor becomes slow

1. guy 1: what's that on your leg
guy 2: oh i think it was my girlfriend's time of the month

2. guy 1: ZOMG YY CNAT I PLAII MY DOTA RO WOW1/! I KEEP LAGGNIGGG!!!!!11
guy 2: maybe cause you're stealing chris' wireless internet.. and it's his time of the month

by sleazeee November 17, 2009