Mittes or Moobs

Man titties

Person: do you have man tittes?

Person: no I have mittes or moobs.

by Hiitshaylo March 21, 2022

both mitts

Slang for the combination of vaginal sex and anal sex in the same session, or at least in the same relationship.

He banged her in both mitts.

by slette July 20, 2017

Clit Mitt

A woman who is about to have sex with someone but is blocked by a third person (usually a jealous friend) equivalent to a cunt stunt

Terrisia: Oh mah god Jenna, Ella just completely clit mitt me from that guy
Jenna: Aw you poor thing. Let's go take down that crazy jealous bitch.

by illhaveboobswithasideofboobs February 16, 2015

Brutal mitts

When the weather is brutally cold and biting
Synonym of brick

It’s brutal mitts outside, I can’t even feel my face

by Niceteeth23 November 23, 2021

Arctic Mitt

When you soak then freeze a glove. Once frozen you proceed to have intercourse with it.

Such a hot day. Can’t wait to go to town with my Arctic Mitt once I get home.

by CplBloggins March 31, 2022

Bad Mitt Syndrome

BMS also known as bad mitt syndrome is a syndrome affecting facial shape and structure making it appear uglier. It effects ugly people and is transmissible.

Bro this school is so ugly bad mitt syndrome runs through it

by milesmoore February 3, 2022

Dirt Mitt

Ones buttox hole

Johnny stuck it in her dirt mitt

by tgodboi December 4, 2010