stink mitt

referring to your hand after placing it in your sweaty ass crack, in order to gathering as much swass as you can on your hand.

now that your stink mitt is prepped and ready for use. you can transfer its lovely fragrance on to other objects. such as a door nob, someones cell phone or in a hand shake. enjoy!

by clubdead May 9, 2014

Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 12, 2024

slop mitt

A very hairy opened up like a cave overused probably from barnyard animals smelly nasty looking vagina.

Lenny Fr..d face is grotesque and her slop mitt is even worse,watch out you could lose a small city in there.Dont go in without a hazmat suit on.LOL

by Robbie Robinson January 25, 2010

Love mitt

A vagina or something referencing to a vagina

Xander said to Tyrease "Put it right in my love mitt!"

by [e-mail] May 20, 2016

Mittes or Moobs

Man titties

Person: do you have man tittes?

Person: no I have mittes or moobs.

by Hiitshaylo March 21, 2022

Mitts

Another term for man titties.

Look at the mitts on that dude...

by MIttens1453 March 28, 2022

Dick Mitt

A minx of a vagina.

I'm 150 lbs and I can catch a dong whenever I want with this hot dick mitt.

by Vshizzle July 12, 2015