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Choking the Mermaid

by The Bard April 23, 2022
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Mermaid

A female merperson. A mythical female spirit with the upper-body of a human, as well as the lower-body of a sea creature (usually a dolphin) who lives in a waterway (usually the sea) and usually has benign musical enchantment powers, (e.g. the power to bless, heal, guide & protect others, especially sailors by their beautiful singing or playing of music).
'The mermaid sat on the rocks, along the shore gazing at the moon and magically guiding the sailors towards a safe journey by the grace of her beautiful song.'

(Notes: Mermaids aren't to be confused with sirens who only use their musical enchantment powers for evil. Please read my definition of a siren for comparison.

Also, some mermaids have human legs, as well as live and breathe underwater as 'mer-maid' means 'woman from the sea', in old English.

Lastly, there are male merpeople who fit this entire definition, except that they aren't female).
by DianaLuciusDeCollis August 3, 2022
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Mermaid Green

"That is a beautiful green shirt that you are wearing."... "Thank you, it's Mermaid Green".
by Spartanmermaid August 14, 2017
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Moist Mermaid

Tie a girls legs together during sex, then pull out at the end and finish on her body
Last night I did a sick moist mermaid
by Dan2024 March 10, 2022
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Mermaid in a Manhole

when a Chad goes to a girls High school sporting event and gets lucky at the event
Scott went to the girls volleyball game left Suzy under the bleachers like a mermaid in a manhole
by bloodmon October 13, 2021
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Wine with a mermaid

Hey Karen, let's have wine with a mermaid.
by AgoPTP December 29, 2021
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Mermaided

Any individual who is seemingly perfect and beautiful but upon further dating and observation is found to be a toxic individual.
Yeah dude, I met this girl and she was awesome at first! But then she stole my car... I got mermaided.
by Hog girl February 3, 2020
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