Cornswaggle Flu

A disease that allows you to live for 80 years. At the end of 80 years you will die instantly. Cornswaggle flu is stronger than any disease or injury, and can even override death itself.

That slopclock gave me cornswaggle flu. I guess I should be making plans until I'm 80.

by itsjacksond00d December 17, 2009

typo flu

when you have about a week of bad typos and you cant stop making them

i had typo flu so i did not make any posts on facebook for a week

by Mr.hard-on September 27, 2010

spicy flu

The 'Rona, AKA covid

Me: did you hear about Larry?
Them: yea... Done caught the spicy flu...

by Official Buzzy November 23, 2021

Liquor Flu

Flu like symptoms related to failing to continue binge drinking. Usually occurring right at the end of a long bender.

"Man after those three days in Vegas, I think I'm getting the Liquor Flu."

by parspleen September 10, 2016

Time Flu

Severe jet lag, almost to the point of illness.

Man I got the Asian Time Flu! I can't sleep, eat or shit right. Nothing works and I feel like crap.

by tsukiatari March 7, 2014

swoop flu

Having or contracting an std.

You look like you burning did you catch a case of the swoop flu.

by PlayboyR January 2, 2014

Vegas Flu

The effect playing the Vegas Golden Knights at home has on nearly every visiting team.

The Los Angeles Kings can't win in Nevada due to the Vegas Flu.

by Fhdogs January 24, 2018