Eli

Eli is the best guy you will ever meet. He’s funny, sweet, kind, outgoing, and just so amazing. He cares a lot about other people and always wants them to be happy. Eli includes everyone and makes them feel wanted. Doing anything is fun as long as he’s there. He’s also extremely cute btw

Man, that Eli is so perfect

I know, his girlfriend sure is lucky

by John_samstone December 07, 2018

Eli

Synonym to cringe. The kid prides himself in having no friends irl and getting hard when girls just look at him. He sits alone at lunchtime at school and has no athletic ability. The teachers at school are worried about his mental health because he has to bully 5th graders and people on the internet to feel wanted.

That dude Eli is truly the biggest shitter on rust. Sad he wastes his days playing it.

by Chaddy123 July 23, 2020

eli

Very cool person and likes big boobies

My name is eli and I like boobies.

by bigckcomaster2000000 February 18, 2022

Eli

He’s a dick that should go away for ever!He doesn’t know how to treat a girl he will break your heart so don’t date him!!!

Person#1 He sucks

Person#2 He must be a eli

by The salad person June 04, 2020

The Eli

When a guy surround himself with good people yet pushes them all away because everyone’s ball are bigger then his even then women.

Hi I’m Eli we can’t be friends because you stand up for the right thing.because I’m the Eli

by MrE1221 May 28, 2022

Eli

Always gets on peoples nerves and would rather stay home play with his hair than play with his friends. Also he bugs girls about their periods

Eli! you're such a fag!

by doratheexplorer#3 February 28, 2018

Eli

the cute gay boy that always makes you laugh, fits in with your friend group just right, and always knows what to say. he's a player with a flamboyant sexy attitude, that makes you want to hug him. he's such a twink he even has an ear piercing and side bangs, so you know he wants the d. eli's always flirting with gay guys and even straight ones, but none of them mind. he can still talk philosophically and is really smart, but prefers to goof around and take some dicks once in a while.

I really hope Eli approves of my outfit!

I really like Eli, but I don't know if he likes me,

Eli's really sexy, i'd hit that.

honestly though, even though i'm straight, i'd fuck him.

by WutTheFuk November 01, 2018