Muay tai cream pie

When you ejaculate in a women to then throat chop her so she makes a sound similar to Buddhist prayer

Noah gave my sister a muay tai cream pie and I want revenge for his heinous acts

by Kohpissyboi December 6, 2024

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Cream Pie

When a male's semen is ejaculated into a sexual orifice and spills back out, making the look of a cream filled pastry

She laid there, legs open, displaying the cream pie I left dripping down her crack.
I love watching oral cream pies where they look like they got caught stealing the whole cinnamon bun icing container.

by SpicyAutisticGF August 4, 2022

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Chocolate Cream Pie

When having anal sex, 1 person or a dildo with a pump of fake semen ejaculates into another person's anal cavity. Inside the person's anal cavity, as anyone knows, is fecal matter. This mixes with the (fake or real) semen. When the penis/dildo is pulled out, drips of semen and feces are normally seen. If not, this is a normal cream pie and not a chocolate cream pie.

To create a chocolate cream pie, 1 must ejaculate into another person's anal cavity where feces is.

by Tarrabyte September 16, 2025

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Hesperia Cream Pie

When a male born in 1985 cream pies another trans-male, then proceeds to suck it out with a straw while watching TikTok on their phone.

The millennial tells the catman he has been a good boy and deserves a Hesperia Cream Pie and the catman smiles and grabs a straw

by 3-Putt December 28, 2021

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homemade cream pie

When you bust a nut and it shoots into your own butthole. Then, dribbles down and sits in the crevice next to your gooch and your nutsack.

Jim: Bro my girl said she was gonna cut me off from sex.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.

by J. R. Granelli November 14, 2018

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