Brown the Chicken

To indulge in condomless Anal Sex with a loving companion, wife or casual acquaintance of indeterminate sexual preference and/or rather questionable morality.

"I say it's starting to smell likes it drying out back there" quieried young Oscar presently.
"Don't you worry my lad, you Brown the Chicken very nicely I assure you and I feel the basting coming on soon enough" replied the Arch Deacon of Tilfords Pump.

Excerpt taken from The Legend of Paul Whicker the tall Vicar, Fallen Angel Press, Soho, London. 1888.

by Big Hungry Iain, Fairdown. July 10, 2020

brown the beef

anal sex

"I got Angie drunk and she let me brown the beef last night"

by Mr Shitstone August 21, 2011

Brown the Runway

When you receive a sudden fright, you could say that you almost "Browned the runway"

"I was on my way to work and some dope in a semi almost ran me over.  I thought I was going to brown the runway"

by @WeMoveTheMasses October 20, 2012

paint the town brown

The act of defecation.

Also referred to as free james brown, or raise a stink.

Feels good man.

This is also a way to describe what happens when the band 311 goes on tour, due the the extremely shitty nature of their so-called 'music'.

After a massive Tex-Mex dinner at El Cheko's, we slept hard all night. The next morning we funneled a gallon of hot strong coffee, after which it was time to paint the town brown.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 3, 2010

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

A sentence that has every letter in the alphabet on it.

No example.

by Psycho Bitch April 14, 2004

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

A popular sentence that uses all the letters in the english alphabet, a phrase called a panagram. Due to its shortness and coherence, it has become widely known and is often used in visual arts.

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" is commonly uses to display font samples.

by Reefyboi January 1, 2010

painting the town brown

Noun; An absurdly filthy shit that mars the porcelain of a toilet bowl even after numerous flushes. This otherworldly stain usually appears in brown, but on occasion can have a cosmic quality of translucence. One who does the painting of the town in brown is often omnipotent in the realm of filthiness

"Yo, what the fuck? When Harper was in the bathroom he must have been painting the town brown. I threw up roast beef all over myself just looking at how bad he rocked the bowl."

by Jon Beech August 30, 2006