Zach

A stupid guy who is dumb and makes dumb decisions. He cannot be smart and will likely trip over himself on a pebble half an inch big.

Wow Zach is really dumb!

by zxckjfsjaljgvdzLKfsaj July 22, 2018

Zach

Another definition for cringe.

“Dude...why are you being so Zach?”

by dangdevin July 30, 2018

Zach

The biggest douche bag of all time. If he is your boyfriend he will most definitely cheat on you. He is addicted to video games and has no friends, except for his little cult. He is the skinniest and weakest person you will ever meet. And he is extremely unathletic. Please when you meet a Zach, just find a new friend.

Dude why are you being such a Zach to your girlfriend.

by Djdndkofn February 19, 2019

Zach

a gay fortniter who jerks off, smokes weed, and looks like a crack head

Friend 1: oh shit that man looks like a crack head. Friend 2: must be a zach

by dog_god July 3, 2019

zach

zach is a bit of a nob not gonna lie lmao. hes quite gay but hes the best gay ever. zachychan is his nickname

hey did you say him
yeah qdgqwdhwqjbdw zachattack

by pengtingbumbum July 13, 2019

Zach

An absolute gay nae nae monkey baby. He is a failed sound cloud rapper who gets angry at any criticism and will start to immediately cry. You can say a joke about him because he will go monkey rage. Zach likes to touch little boys in the woods, and likes to kiss people without consent. Zach is pretty cool.

Brad: ¨Oh shit look out it´s Zach.¨
Chad: ¨Oh No run¨

by EpicGamerMan69 November 8, 2019

Zach

Zach is a really big jackass with no friends and really big man titties. he looks like a very fat hippie and can be very annoying. nobody likes him and if he says he has a girlfriend, dont believe him because he is dating his mother.

Zach~*pretends he knows how to dance*

Sydney.B~ He looks like a fat hippie

by DumboWumbo December 5, 2019