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CoroNO Virus

When your significant other turns you down for sex because they're affraid of getting Covid-19. Can also be used for anything you can't do because of the Corona Virus.
This CoroNO Virus is really starting to piss me off. My wife says a can't fuck ner again until tis pandemic is over!

My wife said CoroNO when I asked her for some head!
by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020
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Chickerona Virus

-yo bro, i think i got chickerona virus.
-you retard thats what you get for eating so much fucking chicken
by Galionare May 26, 2020
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The California Virus

When people from California move to your state and turn it blue.
Jimbo: Hey apparently Arizona is now blue.

Timmy: Yeah I think we have the California virus.
by The AIDS Maid November 5, 2020
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Marburg virus

A virus closely related to Ebola with a 50% death rate, which is not widely known because no large outbreaks have been reported for decades. The early symptoms include jaundice, blood in eyes, and head and stomach pains. Later symptoms are vomiting up one’s stomach lining and blood (or vomito negro), meager brain activity, and hemorrhaging, which includes the liquifying of one’s organs and blood seeping from all orifices. Marburg is closely linked to bat guano in Kitum Cave.
Shem Musoke is a survivor of Marburg virus, which he was infected with after a patient with it vomited in his face.
by Verballyironic December 3, 2017
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Corona virus

The life of Corona started in 2020-2021 and caused many deaths, it started the great toilet paper depression of 2020.It was released into the world from a lab to cool down the human population and mutated.it infected a bat who got eaten by a bloke in China and then the great global Pandemic started, Boris banned Christmas because of it btw, it was Bullshit
2095

John: Daddy what was the Corona virus?

Danny: It was a Virus known as Covid-19, the government made it in a lab and released it , it infected a bat who got eaten by some random bloke from China and spread around the world Causing the Global Pandemic that caused a global meltdown.then people stole all the toilet paper they could get their hands on, hence the Toilet Paper Depression Of 2020.Boris Banned Christmas, much like Oliver Cromwell, and stole everyone's fun because of this Corona.we only barely survived my dear boy.

John: Boris banned Christmas?

Danny: Yes my dear boy, he took it from everyone like the grinch we know as Oliver Cromwell.
by THEBITCHTHATSTOLECHRISTMAS!!!! January 16, 2021
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virus pop

When your give someone a lollipop for accidently giving them a virus on any social site.
Joe gave Bob a virus on facebook, so he gave him a virus pop afterwards
by skyheartt April 20, 2011
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Baqua virus

Baqua virus who is a clipper of hololive
Baqua virus
by SomeoneSomeone69420 May 12, 2021
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