Upside down spaceman

A helmet of some sort must be worn during the entire process, and the male must be upside down swinging from the ceiling on chains. To make the experience even better, other equipment may be used, such as knives and whips. Water can be used for additional lubrication.
Jack: We need to spice up our sex life.

Lisa: How about the Upside down spaceman? I heard about it from Joanna up the road.
by That bitch!! September 14, 2023
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Upside down dumpster

This unique position requires one partner to place theirs legs parallel to the top of a medium upside down trash can, while he thrusts down into his partner. The partner, laying comfortably with their ass up into position. The trash can and the receivers torso should be approximately the same length for
Ideal leverage.
Last night, Armand slipped on a banana peal after we finished the upside down dumpster position. He forgot to empty the trash.
by Kevinbakescookies July 08, 2022
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turn you upside down

When an authority figure such as an army captain or schoolteacher threatens to punish you by bending down, grabbing your ankles from behind, lifting you into the air and shoving his dick in your mouth
"Man, my PE teacher was so mad at you yesterday he threatened to turn you upside down!"
by ManJuice98 August 27, 2015
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upside down arse

A stupid person (usually used in text)
Jack: *cracks a stupid joke*

Thomas: "Listen here you upside down arse"
by Rageyyyy August 24, 2021
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Upside-down sideburn

When your asshair connects to your pubes and form a circle of hair on your nether region
Macs upside-down sideburn was a horrific sight to look at when he stood over my face butt naked
by Jimpson October 31, 2020
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The upside down Mary Poppins

The act having an umbrella inserted into your anus (handle first) then your partner opens it. Followed by the act of running around creating enough draft to pull the umbrella out.
by The Original Aviator January 26, 2022
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