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Calgary Tower

When a girl has her period, and is wearing a tampon, you pull the tampon out and stick it in her ass. Then have sex in a position so that the tampon is sticking up in the air so that she looks like the Calgary tower. When you're done, take the tampon out of her ass and reinsert it back into her pussy. You can follow this up with a Dirty Lanny.
My girl pissed me off so we did the Calgary Tower and I finished it off with a Dirty Lanny
by UrbanDick March 27, 2007
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eiffel tower

a sexual act that requires 3 people. 2 guys, one chick, and 1 other unfortunate soul. The chick bends over and one guy takes her from behind, while the other puts it in her mouth and then the two guys give a high ten, giving the illusion of the Eiffel Tower. The unfortunate soul is there to take the picture. No one will believe you if you don't have the proof.
We are going to eiffel tower Sarah hardcore tonight!
by Manny kanblow January 7, 2009
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Quote Tower

A large, annoying length of quoting used on chat forums. Seen on Gaiaonline, these towers clutter up a page, by displaying old, and unused posts.

Quote towers are usually made when someone quotes an already quoted post, and thus starts the third of two posts, and so on.

An easy way to minimize said 'towers' is to cut the excess quote out of the reply when quoting a user.
Quote towers are usually a repitition of 'quotes' used when replying to a user on named sites alike Gaiaonline.com
by Kobei December 29, 2007
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Tower of Babel

-noun
The act of standing on a stack of bibles during coitus in the standing position because one of the participants is too short.
I was gonna fuck this midget in a church, but there weren't enough bibles for a Tower of Babel.”
by bananafish3 July 11, 2010
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Texas Tower

To bust a nut on somebody from above (v); a nut delivered from above
The bitch at camp pissed me off so I climbed up in a tree and Texas Towered her
by Cum Gremlim January 14, 2020
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Tower Defense

Tower defense (TD) is a subgenre of strategy games where the goal is to defend a player's territories or possessions by obstructing the enemy attackers or by stopping enemies from reaching the exits, usually achieved by placing defensive structures on or along their path of attack.
by my.y.y.y August 21, 2022
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Tilted Towers

A Place which is bad because when you land you instantly die
by FHOFFLKSFJSFKJDFD October 14, 2018
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