Please stand by

Those dang words that appear at the end of every WandaVision episode

Because of WandaVision, I now hate the words "Please stand by"

by ThatWandaVisionFan March 9, 2021

Baby Stand

The action of training your kid to stand in two legs before learning to walk, usually practiced on kids below 3 years old.

Person 1: That child looks menacing, why he just stay there and look around.
Person 2: He just baby stand.

by Kagetane April 28, 2019

Egg Stand

When one partner takes a solidised shit, in the other partners belly button while they are laying down, making the shit stand vertical much like a decorative easter egg on a stand you see at grandmas.

Becky is a freak bro she asked me to do an egg stand on her

by Rick Rumbler October 25, 2018

standing ernie

When someone poops in a urinal, it's called a 'standing ernie'.

I went to the gas station last night to take a big fat juicy dump, when I noticed that someone did a standing ernie.

by Brokedowning/PG November 27, 2017

Stand-reggz

An abbreviation and conjunction of the two words "standard and "regular". Used to refer to something that happens often.
(Can sometimes even be further abbreviated to "streggz".)

"Dude, did you hear? Krystal has a new boyfriend."
"Stand-reggz."

by PairyHenis October 23, 2011

standing desk

A person who uses a standing desk is generally annoying everyone about how they should use a standing desk and that its healthy

Standing Desk Person: Ah yeah, I'm so healthy! You should get a standing desk, it's healthy. Did I mention it's healthy?
Sitting Desk Person: Shut the fuck up pleaaasee

by NINJA044's PEGNIS January 17, 2017

Stand and Model

Stand and Model or the shorthand SM is a term use to describe a subsect of people found within the fetish, Kink and BbSm lifestyle\scene that are known for attending fetish events in fetish clothing and not do anything but stand around and look pretty in their clothing, hence the term Stand and Model.

while most often the abbreviation SM is shorthand for the term Sadomasochism, but not exclusively as it can also be shorthand for Slave\Master, an sadism and masochism.

but as of lately SM has taken on the additional meaning with in the fetish scene to Stand and Model.

"Hey John what's up with that girl over there? I ask her if she like to play and she said she was not here to play, it was not her thing. what's up with her?

"It's not your fault Bill, She's one of those Stand And Model types, she here just to show off her new latex dress I bet."

by RealDom December 31, 2011