sock parity

That exalted state of harmony in which all the residents of your sock drawer have a mate.

Now that another one of the blue socks has kicked the bucket, we are back at sock parity!

by neatnate September 3, 2013

sock erosion

when skin that is in daily contact with one's socks no longer has hair due to constant abrasion.

i no longer have to shave my feet! my socks took all the hair off! this sock erosion thing is great!
-anonymous runner

A: who you callin' a hobbit?
B: well you do look like one.
A: shall i show you my feet?
B: please don't.
A: *takes off shoes* WHAT NOW? NO HAIR. BAM.
B: merely sock erosion, this proves nothing.

to a therapist: i'm feeling callous; i've been wanting to let my hair grow out for some time now but have discovered that my socks are thusly im-pede(ing) on this wish.
therapist: though this is rather humerous, kneed not be worried, patient. your tendoncy to wear socks can be easily refitted. you have a minor sock erosion.

by toine toine December 12, 2012

Sock Purgatory

The random container that just happens to be near the dryer that all of the unmatched socks get deposited in.

You: There is an unmatched pair of socks in my drawer!

Me: Did you check Sock Purgatory?

You: Oh great. Another game of sock bingo coming up. <Insert the Price is Right loser horn sound here>

by TheLaundryMan January 4, 2010

Rat Sock

The act of putting a rat in a sock and smashing the shit out of it on a hardwood table

Hey Dequavis want to come to my crib and kill this rat my cum dumpster found in the basement?? Sure Jemaree I'll bring my Gucci Rat Sock

by TrapMoneyBrutus August 7, 2018

sock cum

That stuff in between your toes when you take off your socks after a long day. May be all over your feet if wearing black socks.

Ben: "My feet are covered in sock cum!"
Cam: "That's what you get for wearing black socks all day."

by Poe-Tay-Toe October 8, 2012

load sock

The sock that one blows his load into. May be stashed between the matresses, in the closet, or even worn (if your a sick fuck). Depending on the rigidity you can tell how often the sock is used.

"I just found tim's load sock under his bed. It's as hard as a rock!"

by orophisiss December 9, 2012

Cobra Sock

A sock which has been jerked off in so many times it stands on it own, guarding the room like a cobra.

I went into Josh's room and his Cobra sock was looking straight into my eyes.

by niksux May 17, 2013