shlong slapper

a joke so funny you have to slap in or around your shlongin, similar to a cunt slapper

"that was a real shlong slapper"

by say from mtv news October 12, 2007

slapper dink

A dumb ass; Goof ball; shit head..

Fuck Bone SLAPPER DINK!
Poopin' on a crapper stink
Lickin' on a boo da baw day
A fuckin' bone slappin' just a poopin' like your crappin'
On a fuck bone slappity day
I said Poop.... stains, don't run in the rain
They just flip on a flappity doo
A fuckin' bone slappin just a poopin' like your crappin'
On a fuck bone slappity day.

by Rormiester September 25, 2007

russian slapper

the process of spreading a humans butt cheeks cumming on the gouch and then slapping the cheeks together so it squirts back on you

Last night i gave my mother a russian slapper.

by Steven L January 26, 2009

Jap slappers

Flip flops

Ah shit! I left my jap slappers at the brothel!

by Les Stroud July 09, 2012

southside slapper

the act of slapping ones testicles after a woman has finished sucking your ball sack!

"mmmmm... yo' mammy gave me a southside slapper before i pulled her hair and donkey punched her! Bitch fell asleep reeaaal quick."

by Merve Engle May 10, 2007

monkey slapper

Some one who masturbates to much.

Fred is a total monkey slapper

by assjugs July 11, 2008

ball slapper

when your balls slapp against your girls theighs when your have sex

i hope i don't have a ball slapper with you

by jack March 09, 2003