The grown up game you play when you're pissed off at how things are going at your job and you start aimlessly shooting your resume out to other companies by way of Indeed and LinkedIn apps.
Haley shut her office door and said quietly "I don't get paid enough to deal with this shit." Then she sat down in her chair, pulled out her cell phone and jumped on Indeed for a quick game of Resume Roulette.
by HtotheWebb September 09, 2023
A game consisting of 5 people and a car in which 4 are blindfolded and each are standing by a door handle. The 5th person randomly chooses a door handle and nuts on it once completed the 4 blindfolded people grab their door handle at the same time leaving one with man custard on their hand
by TheeCustardSlinger June 25, 2020
A situation when an individual risks their health and welfare in hopes of quell hunger pangs with bologna that has expired. This instance can be used for other food items other than bologna (i.e. tuna fish, roast beef, chicken, etc.)
1. Steve: Damn, Cory's been in the bathroom a long time, is he going to be ok? Brian: Nah son, Cory just lost in a game of bologna roulette.
2. Pat, after being unemployed for nearly 5 weeks, decided to play some bologna roulette.
2. Pat, after being unemployed for nearly 5 weeks, decided to play some bologna roulette.
by ThatsFliptacular July 24, 2011
You and all of your friends get together with a girl, jerk off into a cup, and then use a turkey baster to insert the cum in her vagina
by Doctor puss slayer March 11, 2021
A bunch of men jack off into a bowl and stir it up with a spoon, then a girl comes and they put a funnel in her and pour it in her. Called "Maury Roulette" because it explains so many of the cases on Maury (TV Show)
Dude: "Ifa buncha dudes jacks off in like uh saucer bowl, den stirs it up wid a spoon. An a girl come and be like with a funnel an dey pours it in her pu.. uuh.... vaginas, an she have a baby... WHO DA DADDY?"
You: Well kid, that's Maury Roulette!
You: Well kid, that's Maury Roulette!
by ssh0ney April 05, 2012
When attending school via Zoom University students are often divided into small break-out rooms for discussion and activities. Generally, students have no damn clue who the hell is going to be in their room. Is it their friends who they'll just talk shit with and have a good time? Is it the ass clown student who will insist everyone talks? Perhaps an SJW who terrifies everyone into silence? It's a game chance known as Zoom Roulette, and you won't know until you spin the wheel, toss to ball, and press "Enter Break Out Room".
"Oh shit, they're putting use in break-out rooms, I can't handle anymore zoom roulette"
"Bro, I lost zoom roulette again and got stuck with Toby who insisted we all talk, FML"
"Bro, I lost zoom roulette again and got stuck with Toby who insisted we all talk, FML"
by GhostofPayton March 03, 2021
A dangerous and deadly game which emerged in 1990s Serbia, repopularized by TikTok and Instagram.
The driver is challenged to drive a certain distance on a busy road or highway in the opposite direction of traffic, as fast as they can. At night, the driver is additionally challenged to drive with no lights on.
The driver is challenged to drive a certain distance on a busy road or highway in the opposite direction of traffic, as fast as they can. At night, the driver is additionally challenged to drive with no lights on.
by sremacc September 04, 2023