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old man uniform

Dresses as if he's on vacation 24/7. Hawaiian shirt or similar, shorts usually kaki, cheap sunglasses
"My Dad looks like he's on vacation 24/7."
"-You mean he has the old man uniform down."
"Yeah, he looks comfortable though."
by panipilot April 30, 2015
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Old Man

When a young girl (minor under 15) being with an old man( more than twice her age) is acceptable. Because she is being raised by crangster gansters in the early 90's. In that world 🌍 those things were accepted. And the girl didn't know any better.
Dennis wasn't my boyfriend he was my old man. He raised me.
by Angel constantinople April 19, 2021
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Old man in the bathtub

An old man that is in a bathtub.
by anonymous May 24, 2021
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Old Man Walking

An elder person who is 90% right in regards to historical accuracy and the present status of earthly things. Although 99% wrong when it comes to future events (including but not limited to) the fact they are still alive after having foreseen themselves dead for years.
Bob: “Old Higgins said that the economy is doomed to collapse next month…”
Ron: “Well you know he’s got old man walking. Poor guy…. He was just diagnosed a couple months ago.
by Jack of trade June 27, 2023
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37 year old man

An obese man who becomes really horny seeing an elementary school
Greg is so weird, he is such a 37 year old man
by Abdullahthenerd September 18, 2023
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old man in front of walmart

this random add that keeps poping up
old man in front of walmart, why, why would you do that
by yur 6th grade friend February 9, 2019
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Grimy Old Man Shoes

Considered the best chinese traditional pop rock in West New York , NJ. Started in
Oh man , the Grimy Old Man Shoes is playing at Steve's house today.
by Iodop May 6, 2009
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