When you allow a fully grown black male to slowly spread your butt cheeks apart as he melts butter on your upper back with a hair dryer. Then proceeds to shove his foot into your gaping hole as he sings the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song.
by Master Roshi 69ing your mom September 17, 2021
Get the Mop Riblemmug. The act of taking ones dry ball hair and running it across a person’s face (not to be confused with tea bagging).
by MarzRoidRage February 28, 2018
Get the Dry Moppingmug. by swag mc muffin February 19, 2021
Get the get moppedmug. A mop, rammed inside one's anus. Definitely not gay. Quite cleansing, does a fine cleaning job.
Also a good name for your boyfriend.
Also a good name for your boyfriend.
'Hey, are you keen for an anal mop tonight?'
'Uh, that's gay'
'Nah, it's not gay. it'll clean out that rancid butter chicken you ate out of the neighbour's rubbish this morning'
'Uh, that's gay'
'Nah, it's not gay. it'll clean out that rancid butter chicken you ate out of the neighbour's rubbish this morning'
by ohmegalomaniac July 10, 2016
Get the anal mopmug. by tsophi March 22, 2021
Get the Fuck the Mopmug. 1. (noun) Any member of the US Navy, who, after long periods at sea, tires of his 'hot-bunk' buddy, and starts raping hot mops as a source of sexual gratification.
2. (very) To sexually assault a hot, wet, steaming mop.
2. (very) To sexually assault a hot, wet, steaming mop.
May it please the court, this video clearly shows the defendant repeatedly, and with much vigor, sexually assaulting a mop, in the hallway. The defendant is, in fact, a Mop Hopper.
by boppa23 July 20, 2011
Get the Mop Hoppermug. 