Amusement-itis

Amusement-itis is when you can’t seem to make someone laugh, even though you used to all the time.

Example
“I just said a joke” “yeah but it wasn’t funny” “ but I used to make you laugh all the time... oh no I’ve got AMUSEMENT-ITIS”.

by Haha you don’t know who I am May 14, 2020

more itis to do

got important stuff to do, no time for playing around or getting distracted

Suzie "Lets go to the movies"
Miya " i can't, i got more itis to do"
Suzie "awe maybe later then"

by Sharapstar December 18, 2012

Best-hairdresser-itis

Someone who is really helpful but can't (or won't) help themselves.

From the saying "The best hairdresser will never receive the best haircut"

Alice: I'm tired of looking out for everyone when nobody looks out for me.
Bob: You've got a sore case of best-hairdresser-itis

by Coox1e May 15, 2025

MD-itis

A common disease caused by over-ingestion of content related to the 2021 animated horror comedy web series, Murder Drones, patients will have an increased attraction to robots, high counts of watch time on Murder Drones content, and a need to overanalyze the show

I am so sad right now bro, my friend watched Murder Drones and contracted MD-itis.

by Uzi Doorman April 19, 2024

Urban Dictionary-itis

The condition where you continuously force your liberalism and anti-Trump stance on your site's users via multiple cherry-picked "word of the day" definitions.

"I still haven't got over the fact that my preferred candidate lost the election due to democracy. I should push my opinion on as many people as I can, I think I may have a case of Urban Dictionary-itis!"

by littleman794 November 29, 2016

Bitch-itis

When someone suffers from extreme bitchiness

She's got bitch-itis, she's a bitch to everyone

by 69bana69 June 5, 2015

saturn-ity

a community of people who feel very close to or just love space and stars.

oh yeah, i’m part of the saturn-ity.

by ourbestie September 15, 2021