Invisible Charges

Noun. A misdemeanor or felony that a person puts on you that you didn't actually committ because they are mad or whatever reason. The charges are invisible like a ghost because they are not really there!

Man1: "What you in here for?"

Man2: "Man this bitch got me locked up on these invisible charges!"

by ToulaWeedie August 2, 2010

Invisible Hand

The supernatural force that magically turns down the difficulty dial whenever you're spectating someone else.

"Seriously? This guy one taps me but whiffs every shot on our random?"

"That's the invisible hand at work."

by Poop McStinky November 5, 2024

Invisible mistresses

Invisible mistresses are even invisible to each other and not just the guys invisible wife when he gets to the afterlife depending on what you believe in.

The bigot misogynist womanizer homophobe faggot loser dude had about 40 something invisible mistresses waiting on him in his afterlife that he didnt want his invisible wife to know about. He also didnt want the invisible mistresses to find out about each other, since that would fuck up the imaginary pussy he wanted to get from all 40 of them when he got to the afterlife, even though he didnt know how he would actually get any of this done in the afterlife.

by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020

Invisible Boyfriend

The boyfriend that everybody hears about, but nobody sees. He has a wife, so he doesn't like to be known as your boyfriend by anyone other than you, but calls you his girlfriend. You are his secret lover.

My invisible boyfriend came over today, but he left before anyone came home.

by LadyA314 December 20, 2023

Invisible

Often typed as:

I now identify as invisible. My pronouns are who/where.

by Argetlam26 May 26, 2023

Invisible

1. A song made by Anna Clendening 2. Not being able to be seen to the human eye.

I'm in love with someone who doesn't know I exist
I stare from afar in my hand-broken heart while I play pretend
I'm in love with someone who doesn't know I exist
And it's you, yes, it's true, you don't even know it, I can't ever win
Am I invisible?
Should I let it go? Would you ever know?
Am I just another crazy laying on the low?
Am I invisible?
Will you ever see what you do to me?
Breaking hearts in the dark so easily
Am I invisible?
or

I cant see you, your invisible.

by a person making a word December 29, 2020

Invisible Light

PCP

Man, let's get some invisible light in us before the night gets dull!

by IAMDRJ March 28, 2011