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Discord Flu

Def 1: An illness spread between members of a Discord server that defies all known medical logic, as server members rarely, if ever, come into physical contact with one another. This strain of the flu virus is still completely unrecognized by the CDC and will likely remain so until the gamers rise up.
Def 2: The phenomenon which occurs when 1 member of an online community gets sick and then the entire community follows suit, mimicking the spread of illness person-to-person even though no physical contact between the patients was made.
Person 1: 'Bro, I heard the server owner has pneumonia.'
Person 2: 'Damn, now everyone on the server is going to catch Discord Flu.'
by Zekespeare December 14, 2019
mugGet the Discord Flumug.

Cornswaggle Flu

A disease that allows you to live for 80 years. At the end of 80 years you will die instantly. Cornswaggle flu is stronger than any disease or injury, and can even override death itself.
That slopclock gave me cornswaggle flu. I guess I should be making plans until I'm 80.
by itsjacksond00d December 17, 2009
mugGet the Cornswaggle Flumug.

Time Flu

Severe jet lag, almost to the point of illness.
Man I got the Asian Time Flu! I can't sleep, eat or shit right. Nothing works and I feel like crap.
by tsukiatari March 7, 2014
mugGet the Time Flumug.

Whine Flu

any number of symptoms experinced after the swine flu outbreak, complained about by individuals thinking to get out of something unpleasant
Bill thought that by telling the arresting officer he had a cough and a temperture and it might be swine flu he would'nt go to jail. They checked his temp and it was fine so now he's doin time with the Whine Flu.
by Dyzfunction June 3, 2009
mugGet the Whine Flumug.

Liquor Flu

Flu like symptoms related to failing to continue binge drinking. Usually occurring right at the end of a long bender.
"Man after those three days in Vegas, I think I'm getting the Liquor Flu."
by parspleen September 10, 2016
mugGet the Liquor Flumug.

typo flu

when you have about a week of bad typos and you cant stop making them
i had typo flu so i did not make any posts on facebook for a week
by Mr.hard-on September 27, 2010
mugGet the typo flumug.

Vegas Flu

The effect playing the Vegas Golden Knights at home has on nearly every visiting team.
The Los Angeles Kings can't win in Nevada due to the Vegas Flu.
by Fhdogs January 24, 2018
mugGet the Vegas Flumug.

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