A lazy fat bastard who always post rant comments on every non-Gordon Ramsay cooking Youtube videos about the lack of seasoning where in reality it is well-seasoned, incorrect way of chopping onions etc.., or simply they spot and find insignificant mistakes and then proceeds to rant about it. They gain their culinary knowledge by watching Gordon Ramsay videos (mostly on Hells Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares) and believes that Ramsay is the only best-of-all chef and noboby can beat him.
John: *watching cooking video* What a bloody fucker, he overcook the pork by 1 second *proceeds to rant*.....*screams autistically*
Fred: *sitting besides John* Why the fuck you screaming asshole
John: Oh yeah?.... this loser chef in the video cant even cook and calls himself a chef? Imma even a better chef than this twat!!!
Fred: lmao you retarded, you cant even cook bruh...... lmao lmao you always relied on mcdonalds you fucking internet chef
Fred: *sitting besides John* Why the fuck you screaming asshole
John: Oh yeah?.... this loser chef in the video cant even cook and calls himself a chef? Imma even a better chef than this twat!!!
Fred: lmao you retarded, you cant even cook bruh...... lmao lmao you always relied on mcdonalds you fucking internet chef
by fakeBanan April 14, 2019
Someone who is cool, chill and very funny!!! He is full of surprises, a mystery man even. Despite the name this person can't cook at all, unless they are of Somali descent. They are probably very athletic and prefer sports like basketball or soccer.
by Roxy_RaRa September 23, 2017
When one singel chef works so hard in the suns bedroom knows as a kitchen that there anal section and gooch sweat and chafe to the point of no return and become and gain extremely painful walking patterns
Yo jord-I I have had a busy day and it's so hot I can't walk. To whitch jord-I would reply ahaha blood have you got chefs ass lol 😂
by Chefs ass (jacob wooly) September 04, 2017
Where a man or woman proceeds to eat out multiple dicks and or vaginas. Once tasted them all, they decide whos got the best taste. They then proceed to get everyone in a line and make the winner cum once for each contestant that participated. After this they get a corn on the cob and proceed to ram the winner until shitting themselves. Everyone then respond by enjoying a mars bar party
Gary was the decider of last nights Chefs Choice. Tonight will be Racheals due to her having the worst tasting dick (its 2022).
by TheMotherPlucker June 22, 2022
by CyberFist December 17, 2020
Look at Ryan chef no ass riding his bike flipping off people's ex boyfriends causing shits but driving away.
by Philsberry doughboi October 21, 2017
Alyssa: “Did you hear about about what Madisyn did with Cameron Dallas? She def has an STD.”
Sammie: “ight chef chill out🙄”
Sammie: “ight chef chill out🙄”
by SammieAlyssaMadisyn July 23, 2021