The Cheeseburger Test

If you can see her butt hole when she stands up, she needs a cheeseburger.

Police officer 1: Excuse me, ma'am, I'm going to need you to wrap this towel around your waste and come with us.
Random THOT: What!, because of my thong!? this is bullshit! Why aren't you harassing any of these other girls!?
Police officer 2: Sorry, ma'am, this beach has a strict 'passes the cheeseburger test' only policy for thongs.
Police officer 1: Here, ma'am (hands her a cheeseburger) I'm going to have to ask you to eat this. It's the law.

by Someone who misses their balls September 07, 2020

The Cheeseburger Monster

The Cheeseburger Monster is a Invasive species, such are classified as those that have a competitive advantage over natives because they can grow rapidly, reproduce quickly, and adapt easily to a variety of habitat conditions. The Cheeseburger Monster is known to be from Costa Rica and made its way over to the USA. They are also known as (Rum Rum, Chum Chum, Chum Rum, Rum Chum, Fleabag, White Lightning). They love eating Cheeseburgers and will do anything in their power to obtain one and will even use force to get one.

sweet Jesus is that a The Cheeseburger Monster I see!

by Saif Hussain October 14, 2020

cheeseburger crusade

Best game ever put on the roblox platform.

John: Hello I'm gonna go play Cheeseburger Crusade

Marie: wow that's the best game on the roblox platform

by toast#2614 July 31, 2023

mushroom cheeseburger

The culmination of every achievement of mankind, condensed into a 8 ounce dish.

dang bro, this Mushroom Cheeseburger is pretty good

by ymes May 13, 2024

Cheeseburger Fatty Beans

A secret holiday about a legend celebrated across the globe by cult members apart of the “Beans Boonanza”. This holiday falls on June 23rd every year. The name originating from old Latin.

“Hey man, wanna go check out Cheeseburger Fatty Beans?” “Of course! I love him!”

by Beanscultmember23 June 22, 2023

San Francisco Double Cheeseburger Special

When 2 dudes place their erect, unwashed penises on top of each other while simultaneously holding buns on top and at the bottom, they technically have the buns, the meat and the cheese so it's a double cheeseburger.

Rob and Bob left so early, I heard they had the San Francisco Double Cheeseburger Special .Must've been hungry that night.

by BjLacr October 31, 2022

Cheeseburger Spring Roll

When an American and an Asian love each other very much.

American: Tonight we are gonna do a cheeseburger spring roll
Asian: I’m down ;)

by Kid Kawaii July 10, 2018