Police officer 1: Excuse me, ma'am, I'm going to need you to wrap this towel around your waste and come with us.
Random THOT: What!, because of my thong!? this is bullshit! Why aren't you harassing any of these other girls!?
Police officer 2: Sorry, ma'am, this beach has a strict 'passes the cheeseburger test' only policy for thongs.
Police officer 1: Here, ma'am (hands her a cheeseburger) I'm going to have to ask you to eat this. It's the law.
Random THOT: What!, because of my thong!? this is bullshit! Why aren't you harassing any of these other girls!?
Police officer 2: Sorry, ma'am, this beach has a strict 'passes the cheeseburger test' only policy for thongs.
Police officer 1: Here, ma'am (hands her a cheeseburger) I'm going to have to ask you to eat this. It's the law.
by Someone who misses their balls September 07, 2020
by not sire November 01, 2017
A secret holiday about a legend celebrated across the globe by cult members apart of the “Beans Boonanza”. This holiday falls on June 23rd every year. The name originating from old Latin.
by Beanscultmember23 June 22, 2023
you proceed to Dutch oven a girl, and while you bask in the ambience of the aroma you proceed to have vaginal intercourse, thus creating the steamed cheeseburger.
by Big dick suddy August 06, 2015
The act of masterbating on a Florida beach with a large group of males while listening to the song "Cheeseburger In Paradise"
by Definitions for dayz April 23, 2017
When 2 dudes place their erect, unwashed penises on top of each other while simultaneously holding buns on top and at the bottom, they technically have the buns, the meat and the cheese so it's a double cheeseburger.
Rob and Bob left so early, I heard they had the San Francisco Double Cheeseburger Special .Must've been hungry that night.
by BjLacr October 31, 2022
by Kid Kawaii July 10, 2018