To wake in the morning and without any notice bury your face and munch the snatch of your wife, girlfriend or date and her snapper is still puffy and wet from the sex romp last night.
Darrell woke at 6:00 in the morning to get ready for work. However, his girlfriend's hot pocket was giving him a morning wink so he dove in and enjoyed a gentleman's breakfast.
by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2014
Get the Gentleman's Breakfastmug. A blow job in the morning right after you wake up. Usually after a rough nite of drinking and hoggin'. Performed by skanks or your wife.
"so I brought that 48 year old that I met at the bar home and the next morning she gave me breakfast in head" Steven said before eating a slice of pizza.
"Wow, dude! That's great!" Matt exclaimed. "she's old enough to be your mom"
true story
"Wow, dude! That's great!" Matt exclaimed. "she's old enough to be your mom"
true story
by Fatbox October 1, 2006
Get the breakfast in headmug. A breakfast consisting of Coffee and Cigarettes.
by Desikage July 8, 2005
Get the whores breakfastmug. Breakfast consumed at Leeds Festival which usually consists of a breakfast bar and a beer.... Or more commonly, just beer on its own
by Leedsfesty February 4, 2010
Get the leeds breakfastmug. by Aram A. February 24, 2008
Get the Gonorrhea for Breakfastmug. When you're exhausted after a long night of partying, sometimes you just need a Slut Breakfast to both replenish your energy and take some of the edge off of your horrible decision-making.
by Beatlepopper December 17, 2015
Get the Slut Breakfastmug. by Sparen October 24, 2017
Get the Birthday breakfastmug.