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That's what the doctor said

It's just like "That's What She Said" but has to do with medical related things.
Jake: wow, thats a lot of blood!
Dylan: that's what the doctor said!

Devon: where's my tool?
Mike: that's what the doctor said!

that's what Kanye said 

a variant of that's what she said, used in context involving Kanye West
Me : I finally got my drivin' licence

A friend : Yo' I'm so happy for you

Me : That's what Kanye said
that's what Kanye said by Tobar4 December 8, 2010

that's what a man does 

The definition for "That's what a man does" entered by Burner is perfect.

the phrase itself derived from the Girl Next Door...
-There is this really hot girl, the girl next door
=So did you bang her yet?
-Yeah, right I banged her (sarcasm)
because "THATS WHAT A MAN DOES."

Lines that are associated with "what a man does":

"All I wanna do is bang hot chicks" (girl next door)
"We are all going streaking...through the quad to the gymnasium" (old school)
"F#CK IT, I'll squeeze one" (GND)
"We can't lose our composure" (OS)
"You got to use my girlfriend, shes so good, wanna give her a throw?" (GND)
"I guess I am a little freaked out about only having sex with one person (points to his wife) for the rest of my life" (OS)
"How's the rack?" (GND)
"Do you know how lucky you are to land someone as sexually enlightened as Hedi..look Columbus wasn't looking for America when he went sailing away, but he found it and that sure as heck worked out for the rest of us" (0S)
"I would have nailed her right there and then"(GND)

FOR INFO ON HOW TO DO WHAT A MAN DOES: Learn from anything that a man has done in the Girl Next Door (especially giving her Bourbon to get her drunk for sex) and Old School. These are textbook examples of "what a man does."
examples are listed above.

That's what I'm screaming 

A statement of strong agreement. Similar to, but stronger than, 'I heard dat', 'Word', and "Dat's what I'm sayin".
Person 1: Bush absolutely ruined our economy.

Person 2: I couldn't agree with you more. That's what I'm screaming.

Person 1: Dis dj is off da chain!

Person 2: Dat's what I'm screamin.

Person 1: Shaneyney booty be on time, u know what I'm sayin my nigga?

Person 2: Trudat my brotha! U ain't neva lied! Dat's wat I'm screamin!

That's what Heath said 

a response to a person making a comment about being to fucked up. Refers to Heath Ledger's passing and plays off of that's what she said.
"Dude I'm so fucked up I feel like I might die."
"That's what Heath said."

"I'm fine dude, I know my limits. I just need a nap."
"Yeah, that's what Heath said."

that's what Xi said 

That's what Xi Jinping, the Chinese Communist Party leader, said
^ The virus originated in a Wuhan wet market
> Yeah, that's what Xi said
that's what Xi said by thurb October 30, 2021