Techno Glare

The glare on one's face from looking at a device such as an iphone in a darkened public place such as a bar or restaurant.

The techno glare coming off his face made him look like a modern day Jesus.

by mgendvil303 September 29, 2010

Techno-tude

A term that describes Siri and Alexa's personality when they are asked the wrong questions.

Today, Siri called me obtuse... sounds like a little "techno-tude" if you ask me.

by Pickledpig Tweet June 21, 2018

techno-wasted

Driven to exhaustion by technology in the modern day-to-day environment.

"Alexa, What percentage of the American population is techno-wasted and trying to find alternatives?" Alexa reply's, "I'm sorry, I don't understand the question."

by ROtown June 19, 2019

Techno sexual

It basically means that you have a crush on technology...

Man 1: Wow that smart board be looking hot today. I should ask it out
Man 2:Why am I here?
Other man: Ya, he's techno sexual he has a crush on that smart board

by Bear Boi January 19, 2020

Techno Stress

Upset; frustration due to electronic or technological failure.

Arg! The printer isn't printing and I have a paper due, I don't need this techno stress right now.

by 4me2know March 13, 2011

Techno-Attack

A random attack involving the Youtuber Technoblade, particularly targeting orphans

Time to find some orphans, TECHNO-ATTACK

by Jbtm360 April 3, 2021

Techno-milkers

A "techno-milker" is a person who makes videos on the death of Technoblade or clickbaits using some form of Technoblade in order to maximize likes, subs, and, most importantly, money. Techno-milkers will go into comment sections to lead people to their channels and videos. The channels who promote the videos/channels can be bots, or an actual human. Techno-milkers are, in the most part, greatly disliked by the community because they milk someone's death.

The fact that these Techno-milkers have no shame in what they do disgusts me.

by Rosieaves July 7, 2022