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Taters for mom

A simile used when something is extraordinarily good. Can be used by itself as well.
“That steak was tastier than taters for mom!”

- “Did you watch the new Tarantino film?”
- “Yeah, that shit was taters for mom!”
by Spumgus October 7, 2020
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Tater Totes

Totally, but really totally. As in, totally total.
Yeah bruh, I'm tater totes going to the show.
by inscotland June 23, 2011
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Tater-slappin’

The noise made by the balls or “taters” banging against the dirt box during doggy style or anal sex.
Jesus man don’t hassle me, I wasn’t smacking Jennifer around in there, what you heard was pure tater-slappin’ in the height of passion!!
by cheffykins March 31, 2020
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Dung Tater

Obscured by the over-used terms, the Dingleberry and the Klingon, the Dung Tater is actually the more common occurrence of having small wads of toilet paper ("TP") fused together with fecal matter ("shit") matted to the hairs of one's anal crackage (the Dingleberry/Klingon is largely believed to be composed of pure fecal matter).
Pimp: Yo bitch! Lick the dingleberries outta my crack if you want more of my cocaine!
Crackwhore: Yo daddy, that ain't a dingleberry, that's a dung tater!
Pimp: How can you tell, m'lady?
Crackwhore: Cuz its nice 'n white and that's allllllright!
by truthandsoul January 7, 2014
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Tater Twat

A woman with a potato-shaped body and face. A tater twat's only hope for sexual contact is to openly solicit any person who is willing--many times being society's rejects- dirty hobos, alchoholics, unbathed homeless.

The tater twat is passed through a population of men in an office enviroment-- in perfect hot-potato fashion--each one getting their turn then running the other way.

The pregnancies that result from these encounters end with birth, the sound of which can be likened to a fresh tatertot plopping out of a tot machine. This is the origin of referring to babies as 'tots.' Tots never know who their dad is, if they really want to know, Maury Povich's help is required.
Man, did you see the new girl Connie? Total tater twat, she smells like fried chicken!
by Michael Skopic August 14, 2020
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tater tom

toming with tater without an ounce of slickness. little did the tomer know but her tater tom was not kept in the down the low. tater is a homosexual.
Maddie t is on tater tom.
by bailey schex July 15, 2022
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Tater Pushing

The act of squeezing the bottom of your scrotum when you’re not fully erect to make it harder.
Tommy was tater pushing his scrotum so he could squeeze it into Morgan’s rear end.
by Dr Alex March 1, 2022
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