When somebody poops themselves and tries to hide it. When they try to explain what the sound was you call their lie a tale of shitpants
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"What was that?"
"It was nothing I just squeaked in the chair."
" Yeah right, you are telling the tale of shitpants"
"What was that?"
"It was nothing I just squeaked in the chair."
" Yeah right, you are telling the tale of shitpants"
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Talaina is a amazing, beautiful hilarious girl. Once you meet a Talaina, there will be endless inside jokes between the two of you. Talaina look for both personality, and looks in a person when looking for love. Although Love expectations are high, anyone can befriend her, as long as you are loyal and kind. Talaina doesn’t tolerate any unkindness.Drama always seems too follow a Talaina around. Talaina also can’t keep her secrets veiled. All of her friends know everything about her from her love life, her cats names,her families history, everything.
Sophia:”yesterday, me and Talaina is just so funny right Molly?!”
Molly:”she is, but that Benny dude she’s into, is pretty much a walking red flag!”
Molly:”she is, but that Benny dude she’s into, is pretty much a walking red flag!”
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Talebailkee is the food of the gods and the end of all things. It's transcendent properties goes against the grain of reality while also feeling like home.
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Talebailkee is the food of the gods and the end of all things. It's transcendent properties goes against the grain of reality while also feeling like home.
by Klink135 January 19, 2023
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Tanner: "Hey, Jeff called me a retard!"
Jeff's Boss: "I don't care. Don't be a Tanner-Tale!"
Tanner: "Hey, Jeff called me a retard!"
Jeff's Boss: "I don't care. Don't be a Tanner-Tale!"
by DKcaz December 17, 2017
Get the Tanner-Tale mug.A story that exists in the twilight zone between real and unreal. It is typically highly detailed and of an almost sureal fashion, the mortimerian tale is equally believable as it is unbelievable. The art of telling a mortimerian tale lies within the ability to make a story that may or may not be true seem plausable, therefore making it difficult to find out wether or not its true. The name comes from the stories British comedian Bob Mortimer tells in various TV shows. Examples include "theft and shrubbery", "I perform my own dentistry", and "we were removed from town for freightening the locals".
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