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Charlie Sheened

To be intoxicated to the point of incoherence. To take more drugs for longer periods of time than one should safely get away with.
The party last night was insane, everyone got charlie sheened.
by RZ at JEC March 15, 2011
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sweenie

A super HOT chick, someone who is really good looking
That chick is an absolute Sweenie
by Sweenie September 26, 2006
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sweenett

based on the film Sweeney Todd, Sweenett means Sweeeney x Mrs Lovett.
aww, Sweenett is so cute!
by DROPDEADsammi; February 17, 2008
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Charlie Sheen

-verb
1. To constantly say you're winning, during conversation, for no apparent reason.
2. To go on an epic coke rampage and bang a bunch of sluts/hookers.

-noun
3. A human being whose veins course with Tiger Blood.
4. An entertaining but, absurd distraction in a world full of crazy shit (ie. The 2010 middle east revolutions).
5. An actor who starred in "2 and a half men", a ridiculously lame ass tv sitcom that was popularized by dinosaurs who still relied on cable television as their main source of entertainment in the internet age.
1. Boring Professor: ...so you see humans and chimpanzees are genetic cousins as they share..
Student: WINNING
Boring Professor: dna- excuse me?
Student: that's right, excuse you for being boring. Winning!

2. See definition.

3. "Dude, you just played 4 hours of roshambo with a seesaw! Who the fuck are you? Charlie Sheen?"

4. "I'm getting the worst case of herpies on my vagina but you were totally my Charlie Sheen tonight and took my mind off of it with all your idiotic antics!"

5. My grandma loves Charlie Sheen. She watches his show every night as she soaks her dentures in water.
by hoopladoopla2 March 19, 2011
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Sweeney'd

1. To be completely burnt out and fed up with your job. 2. To be in a position that definition 1 can apply to you.

Coined from a Seattle based software development product manager that started as clean cut guy in a suit and left as a strung out excuse for a human with stains on his dirty hoodie that hadn't showered in a week, all within 6 months.
"Lay off the new guy, you're gonna Sweeney him."

or

"Dude, dya here about Nick getting Sweeney'd? He quit his job, moved to Bolivia and is now raising Chinchilla's for their fur. But he's in a better place."
by ChainBridgeCollective August 20, 2008
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Sweeney Todd Logic

We/they all deserve to die.

From the play/movie Sweeney Todd:the Demon Barber of Fleet Street.
Guy: Look at those Aberzombies over there.
Girl: They would make some nice meat pies.
Guy: Yes! Sweeney Todd Logic!
by AliceAddams December 3, 2009
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Charlie Sheen's Brain

something you cannot handle for more than 5 seconds, causing you to "unplug this bastard". Charlie Sheen's Brain is like this, due to it being filled with tigers blood, the consistent banging of seven gram rocks, and insane amounts of Winning and bi-winning.

(You probably couldn't handle Charlie Sheen's Brain anyway, because you didn't bring enough gum for everyone.)
Normal Boring Guy 1: "Dude i tried using Charlie Sheen's Brain, but i was like "DUDE CANT HANDLE IT, UNPLUG THIS BASTARD."
Normal Boring Guy 2: "Maybe you should have brought enough gum for everyone"
by headstrong19 March 29, 2011
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