Swanson

Usually a fat guy with a baby face, not always fat but are usually ugly

Hey, did you see that fat guy? He was a total Swanson

by Studzy December 30, 2010

cock swane

a bird with a penis for its head

oh my gosh look at that cock swane flying around

by Chuxx October 30, 2006

Swaneet

An ugly piece of living turd that you want to realize that she is useless, annoying, and hated. She is the type of girl your friends with when ur desperate and have no other people to go to.

Who is that ugly, annoying piece of crap over there?
O, that is a Swaneet!

by Anonymous842397823872039728 July 1, 2011

Swanson Johnson

A phrase that descibes a mystery...such as a name,place,time ect.

"Who's comming with us?" "Swanson Johnson."

by Swanson Johnson January 14, 2005

swansy

noun, like "shorty" (for girlfriend) but denotes someone particulary stunning, like a model, from swan.

Check out swansy, over there.

by tally-quacker January 13, 2005

swansea

a small seaside town on the new south wales north coast (australia), swansea is a place where travellers might stop by on their way to bigger and more exciting towns, namely newcastle. although a quiet and friendly town in iteslf, there is not exactly much to do or see in swansea if you are under the age of 60. ihhabitants of swansea or the nearby caves beach are most likely amiable young persons looking for amusement and/or mischief. one might call them larrikins. swansea's landmarks are the bridge, watertower, and the roundabout which defies road rules. of a weekend afternoon, swansea residents enjoy spectating at the local footy and cheering on their town's heroes.

"Lets go down to the Swansea service station for an ice-cream sandwich"

by lilbear May 17, 2006

Swanshead

Swanshead - A person with neck and facial features similar to that of a swans, hence the world swanshead. Swanshead has been known to hang around with a certain individual only known locally as Argyle. You can see swans at many lakes around the country. U should not be afraid to approach the swanshead as he is a very nice gentleman. He has can bee seen hanging round the hollingbourne area at night waiting in the pond trying to mate with other swans. It is rumoured that swanshead can only say 7 worlds: You get that on the big jobs.

Swanshead was discovered in the pond on bearsted green after drinking a cocktail of vodka/pond water.

by Melbs16 July 2, 2011