Starving College Student

A college student who lacks disposable income because he does not have a job, yet his parents pay for his tuition, his food, his rent, and really everything under the sun. The Starving College Student typically spends the stipend his parents give him on alcohol and/or drugs. The stereotype is that this student must resort to eating Top Ramen to survive, which may be true, but only because they spent their allowance on alcohol and drugs. These students also perform poorly in their college classes because, after all, they view higher education as a birthright and not an opportunity. These depraved individuals somehow do just enough to earn a Business Degree, having only learned "strong résumé words" at the expense of an actual education. Also referred to as the "Poor College Kid"

Grandma Beatrice: Aww Zacky honey, why don't you come over for dinner tomorrow night. I know you're a starving college student who would kill for a home cooked meal.

Zack: Thanks Grandma. I have been living exclusively off of Top Ramen. I'd love to come over for some prime rib. I will head over as soon as I edit my resume and lie about having leadership experience.

by JoeyRogue January 2, 2014

Starting The Lawnmower

When a girl goes down on a guy and as she's giving him a handjob he farts.

Guy 1: Man, last night was so embarrassing.

Guy 2: What happened?

Guy 1: My girl was going down on me and as soon as she tugged my dick I farted.

Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she was Starting the Lawnmower.

by Dalexley April 2, 2021

starting soon

Starting soon... *dream speed run music*
Dudududu

Starting soon
Girl: mommy this twitch user is starting soon!
Mommy: I don't care

by Alex is pretty cool October 26, 2022

starting soon

a starting soon screen for your stream

“My twitch stream is starting soon,” says ur mom.

by Tnickels’ fan September 18, 2022

Squirting on the Pups

The act in which one is taking a shit, but said shit comes out too fast/early and it goes all over ones ballsack.

Jb: Dude, I took a shit last night and it went all over my balls.

Adam: Dude! You were squirting on the pups!

by DonkeySchlong February 11, 2010

splarting

when in the act of farting liguid escapes along with the gas, normaly assoiciated with wee bum although can be unexpected and undesired result of "forcing" a fart, follow through damage to underwear a direct result, or "spray painting the toilet bowl" if in the act of wee bumming

He's been splarting and has to change his underwear

by wordology May 1, 2010

startying

The start of a party.

Bestie: what are you doiing ?

Me: startying.

by Sandiegoking January 11, 2018