A story that is told at an incredibly random or inappropriate time that goes no where and is often redundant and that leaves people slightly confused as to why the person told it in the first place.
While at a party, a person (usually named bristol) comes up to you
Bristol: Today, i was at the grocery story with my mom and she wouldn't let me buy orange juice. i was really upset that i couldn't get orange juice; now i want some.
(people stare, confused and contemplating).
People: .........BRISTOL STORY.
Bristol: Today, i was at the grocery story with my mom and she wouldn't let me buy orange juice. i was really upset that i couldn't get orange juice; now i want some.
(people stare, confused and contemplating).
People: .........BRISTOL STORY.
by bristolstoriesareawesome May 31, 2010
Get the Bristol Storymug. by Rushmead January 15, 2022
Get the Ewan Storymug. the most beautiful movie to ever exist
it's about some guy called jimmy and goat who move to Prague where jimmy meets a girl with some boob nails called cady and Goat gets jealous
it also has this guy called Mathew who gets bullied by these guys for being poor and they ruin his plans for the clock (this old man is building a clock)by making them stinky so he makes a deal with the devil where he gets this fire trim
also, these two guards have a secret gay relationship and the ending is actually insane and it's free on youtube so go watch it I guess
it's about some guy called jimmy and goat who move to Prague where jimmy meets a girl with some boob nails called cady and Goat gets jealous
it also has this guy called Mathew who gets bullied by these guys for being poor and they ruin his plans for the clock (this old man is building a clock)by making them stinky so he makes a deal with the devil where he gets this fire trim
also, these two guards have a secret gay relationship and the ending is actually insane and it's free on youtube so go watch it I guess
by veryreallygood January 15, 2022
Get the Goat storymug. Purposefully creating a large chunk of back-story which has a different tone to a character's defined personality in order to justify a sudden change in behaviour. Often when a character is about to be written out of a TV series.
They just added a load of front-story to her character, she's obviously going to be written out.
Tonight's episode brought in a whole load of front-story.
Tonight's episode brought in a whole load of front-story.
by admiral martinson November 2, 2010
Get the Front-storymug. A common phrase following a trend that you will find in TikTok comment sections. There is no meaning behind this; it is solely used as spam.
by spinfal March 31, 2022
Get the Story timemug. people who fabricate fictional tales about shooting,fighting,and or gangbanging that everyone knows isnt true.
by Chris Overton April 2, 2008
Get the gangsta storiesmug. Huston was telling me about his evening watching movies alone. WTF I don't wanna here another fuckin no where story.
by Bubbha April 10, 2012
Get the no where storymug.