Portland Steamer

whilst someone is taking a hot shower, another individual uses the toilet in the same bathroom and drops a deuce. The shower's steam makes the stink all encompassing, usually trapping the showering individual as they don't wish to expose themselves to the person on the toilet.

I couldn't answer the phone as the Portland Steamer prolonged my shower a bit.

by wastedseaman July 17, 2010

Baltimore Steamer

Like a Cleveland Steamer, except the person crapping on the other person's chest has crabs.

That dirty bitch gave me a Baltimore Steamer. Now my chest and my beard are all itchy.

by J. Windsock July 11, 2011

kenosha steamer

This is not unlike the Cincinnati or cleaveland steamer in which a dump is dropped on a chicks chest, but it differs in that the dump must consist of corn, and peanuts. Once the dump has dropped the guy does a swanson dive into the pile, and goes right into missionary sex.

Dude, Mitch told me he just took a Kenosha steamer on his girlfriend.

by The 208 steamer March 16, 2021

cleaveland steamer

When a guy takes a shit on a girl's chest and then titty-fucks her.

If you enjoy cleveland steamers you are just plain dirty!

by Ziploc June 2, 2003

cleaveland steamer

a sex act where one partner lays on their back and holds a clear glass bowl over their face or chest while a second partner stands above the person laying down and defecates into the bowl.

i saw this german dungeonporn where a chick gives this dude a cleaveland steamer.

by pak paki September 12, 2003

cleaveland steamer

When some dude takes a dump on some girls tits and then tities fucks her

Dude i just gave that bitch a cleaveland steamer

by Master Luc February 21, 2004

muffin steamer

A Muffin Steamer is when a person usually a baby has shit in his or her pants while sitting down or in the action of sitting down creating a huge steaming mess that sticks between asscheeks or muffins.

After my baby turned two weeks old, his muffin steamers got bigger and bigger.

by PamperStamper July 24, 2006