Saved

see forced

when a fourth party comes in and stops the third party by forcing the forcer. (which usally pisses them off and they shut up.)

this is extreamly fuckin funny as not only are you saved from the pain and anguish of being forced you can laugh and the forcer wont get it.

person 1: "hey man did you hear that that watchman movies out this friday?"

Person 2: "yeah man im not sure if thats gonna be good tho."

Person 3(forcer): "omg that movies gonna be good it gonna... bla bla bla bla bla"(you so dont care)

Person 1 & 2: "uh huh"

Person 3: bla bla bla bla

Person 1 & 2: "uh huh"

Person 4: "so guys guess what i did this weekend?"

Person 1 & 2:(thankin god) "idk what did you do?"

(Person 3 is all pissed and is annoyed)

Person 4: "nothing never mind"

man thank you christy you just saved us from david.

by Da_Mad-Hatter March 6, 2009

shaved

A term used in the auto tuning world to describe the removal of door handles.

my hot azz ride iz bagged, slammed, AND shaved yo

by Dude I Forgot June 29, 2004

saved by zero

The excrutiating pain of being raped by a hungry grizzly bear.

"You look horrible today!"
"I know. I couldn't sleep at all. I was having nightmares about Saved By Zero all night."

by John Dago March 31, 2009

steved

Also a term known by Apple Macintosh users. Refers to Apple's CEO Steve jobs, canceling a project in the company .

The Newton division got "steved" right after Steve Jobs came back to the company. He has never been happy with the newton PDA division.

by BigmacX July 8, 2004

Shaved Lincoln

A sex act between two men that requires: Whip cream, a razor, and a five dollar bill. The act begins with your friend spraying the whip cream in your mouth till it's almost full, then he will take the razor and scrap all the whip cream out of your mouth, cutting your tongue open while doing so. He will then take the five dollar bill and place it on his penis, making sure that Lincoln's face is on the tip. The penis with the five dollar bill on it will then be inserted into the other man's bleeding mouth, soaking up the blood in the process.

"Would you like to try a Shaved Lincoln later?"

by BananaPajama June 22, 2013

Mango Shaved Ice

When you trick another person eating mango shaved ice that "mango shaved ice" has some sort of disgusting sexual connotation much like "strawberry shortcake" does, causing them to immediately stop.

Person A: Dude, are you aware that mango shaved ice is a sexual technique? It's even worse than strawberry shortcake! BEWARE OF THESE CONVOLUTED FOOD ITEMS.

Person B (Eating mango shaved ice): OMFGWTFBBQ *SPITS OUT EVERYTHING HE OR SHE IS EATING.*
Person A: :D

by RRondo April 4, 2010

Steved

To be steved; to steal a kill from a teammate by blowing them up with the surrounding enviroment via grenade.

Dude, you totally Steved me you pussy.

by Biomed_queen September 29, 2010