status wave 

A large number of Facebook status posted in a short period of time about a particular event shortly after the event occurred.

The announcement of a school system closing due to inclement weather brought on a status wave on Facebook.

status wave by rachdc1 January 11, 2011

Status Hater 

Someone that makes a negative comment on your status, in turn changing the whole tone of the comment and/or thread.

I just had my first defriendcident of the New Year when that status hater decided to act a fool and made a wack comment on my status.

Status Hater by HBieber January 26, 2011

status chain 

When one person changes their status, and then other people either make the exact same status, or change their status because of it.

Bob: Dude, I changed my status to "with my girl", and Ryan totally status chained me

Joe: Oh don't I know it. Pretty soon my whole facebook news feed was full of people apparently "with their girls"

status chain by urherlurr March 4, 2011

Status traffic 

the inability to get information to people via facebook due to a numerous amount of comments/posts coming into their status or wall

John: I was gonna tell Rachel happy birthday over facebook, but there was too much status traffic so i held off until later

Status traffic by fasthandseddie April 26, 2011

Status Bombing 

Posting random comments on peoples facebook statuses that contain a minimal of one cuss word.

Friend: "im getting a dog today :)"

You:"Fuck you stpid ginger faggot"

Other Friend:"i love when people are status bombing :D"

Status Bombing by CiscoBr0z May 13, 2011

Status Jacker 

When you put up a status on Facebook and then over the next few hours or days, people put up the same status. Can be very annoying and often results in one of those "shake my head" moments.

Me On Monday: "Screw Harry Potter, I'm seeing the Winnie The Pooh movie!"

Friend On Thursday: "Forget Harry Potter i'm seeing Winnie The Pooh"

Me Thinking To Myself: What a Status Jacker, SMH

Status Jacker by TheOriginalBigNate July 15, 2011

Status bomber 

A person that will write obnoxious, rude, or irritating comments on your otherwise brilliant and insightful status on Facebook.

Status: my life long search for meaning is over and I finally understand everything.

Commenter: Hey! You got rejected from that girl last night n00b !

Damn you status bomber!

Status bomber by Musicassasin5 July 25, 2011