standing ernie

When someone poops in a urinal, it's called a 'standing ernie'.

I went to the gas station last night to take a big fat juicy dump, when I noticed that someone did a standing ernie.

by Brokedowning/PG November 27, 2017

swim standing

Dumb way of saying taking a shower

He stank so he went to swim standing

by Dimnsmart February 9, 2018

standing desk

A person who uses a standing desk is generally annoying everyone about how they should use a standing desk and that its healthy

Standing Desk Person: Ah yeah, I'm so healthy! You should get a standing desk, it's healthy. Did I mention it's healthy?
Sitting Desk Person: Shut the fuck up pleaaasee

by NINJA044's PEGNIS January 17, 2017

Stand-reggz

An abbreviation and conjunction of the two words "standard and "regular". Used to refer to something that happens often.
(Can sometimes even be further abbreviated to "streggz".)

"Dude, did you hear? Krystal has a new boyfriend."
"Stand-reggz."

by PairyHenis October 23, 2011

Egg Stand

When one partner takes a solidised shit, in the other partners belly button while they are laying down, making the shit stand vertical much like a decorative easter egg on a stand you see at grandmas.

Becky is a freak bro she asked me to do an egg stand on her

by Rick Rumbler October 25, 2018

Please stand by

Those dang words that appear at the end of every WandaVision episode

Because of WandaVision, I now hate the words "Please stand by"

by ThatWandaVisionFan March 9, 2021

standing o!

abbreviation for standing ovation. But doesnt have to be purely about standing and clapping can also just involve an appreciation for something special.

When brownsmoke and twon hittin the clubs on the mike the bubbies are like oh oh standing O!
I was rooting a chick last night and she was blown away and she was like wo wo standing o

by twonnnyyyy June 9, 2011