Three Point Stance

Position assumed while jerking off, where one places their hand on the wall for physical support.

“Dude, you’re never gonna believe it, I was in the backyard, and I looked through the bathroom window and saw Bryce in a Three Point Stance!”

by cuck_showalter November 19, 2021

Shikamaru power stance

Ha! I saw that. I do that all the time.

Hym "Ha! Shikamaru power stance. Great!"

by Hym Iam April 20, 2023

Resting Brad Stance

The posture of a human, usually named Brad, that’s indicative of many bad (but not evil) thoughts, people or circumstances that are about to annoy Brad.

When we met up with Brad at MILF beach, he was in full Resting Brad Stance . One hand in the hoodie pocket. The other holding the coffee cup, ramrod-straight spine and feet in a ready-position. You could almost feel the imminent anger. And sure enough, he was pissed at the shitty u-turn we made and that we were running late.

by Chaveline January 11, 2026