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Squishy

someone/something that is squishy is so unbelieveably adorable that you can't help but smile awkwardly and be like "Awwwwwww"
"that guy is soo squishy!"
"i know!! i just wanna hug him forever!!"
by IDon'tWantAName February 5, 2012
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squishy antelope

When a guy has whisky dick and tries to put it up a girls butt, and when he takes it out it's covered in doodie. Then, he draws a picture with the doodie on the girls chest!
Joe loves to show off his squishy antelope in front of Tory.
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squishy face

by McCawley November 30, 2009
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Squash Lemming

An idiot who, during a game of squash, will risk quadrapeligia by propelling themselves neck-first into the floor or walls in a desperate attempt to hit the ball.
Mark Russell is a squash lemming and now can only move several parts of his face.
by Michael Moschen April 20, 2006
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Squishy

The state of being pessimistically entitled, passive, inconsiderate, and lazy, especially when completing a challenging task or workout.
The guy complained throughout the whole workout while bumping into almost every person, he is so squishy. lazy whine whining annoying
by BeauTigre July 18, 2017
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Squishy

The opposite of what Toad is
Person 1: hey is toad squishy?
Person 2: of course he isn’t!
by Flurk May 13, 2020
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Old Fashioned Butternut Squash

When your partner butters up your ballsack with KY warming gel then vigorously gives you an old fashioned (hand job) with one hand while feverishly squeezing and yanking your balls with the other.
Rachel gave me the old fashioned butternut squash last night. I thought she was going to yank my nuts off there for a moment.

I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.
by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018
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