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Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough?

A skit from 17 YEARS AGO on The Onion about exactly what is happening here.
Hym "Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough? It's entirely manufactured illness so... Yes? They are like Nurse Rachet or Mother Teresa. Creating the illness so that they can use a cure that they know will not be effective for anything other than restricting the rights of the populous, selectively and arbitrarily, or instrumentally as a way to silence dissidents. Which has already happened in other countries. Like China."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
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Concert Spy

A person who must have a birds-eye view of a concert (usually classical) in order to really experience what is being played.
Carl is a concert spy, he will take you and his seats are in the perfect place.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
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Spy

A cool friend that hangs out every once in a while
Look who it is, the spy. He only shows up every once in a while.
by Coolgamerapex92 December 3, 2020
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drive spy

passing by someone or something several times in fear of being caught or without being noticed
We took a drive spy by his house today.
by boodze August 18, 2011
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Spy

Guy 1: Have You Played Spy Yet?
Guy 2: French Guy? No.
Guy 1: Kill Yourself
by anonymous January 3, 2024
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ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY

You do an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK and you just shot yourself in the foot.

JOSE JOSUE SEPTEMBER 12 2021 6.30 PM SEPTEMBER 14,. 2021 1.00 PM ELASTICITY FLASHBACK
Don't you realize JOSE when you do an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK as at the start of THIS IS A GIRL'S TRIP and then you at the end of the TRIP you had to be begged to make the required stops which means you never finished your duties JOSUE now he spells his name and ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY and in the next sentence I give you the analysis of why this is.

So JOSE is your name so is it OK if I Jerk Off Shit Eaating while you are driving or did you mean you want me to Jet Off SouthEast . Ok, now your name is JOSUE and oh yes THIS IS A GIRL'S TRIP and you see hands down it's an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY because BALLS TWO GO is really what this is , doing an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK and by the way JOSE never drove me anywhere as JOSUE was the driver and just drove from me around the block from MOUNTAIN VIEW to the GOOGLEPLEX so the cost was about $2.60 ;and THE TIP using the ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY to calculate is $2.85 and CASTRATION in counting if SEPTEMBER 14, 2021 you do an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY for when URBAN JIG stole my ASSHOLE on VAMPIRE WEEKEND as HEY!!!!! where did my ASSH0LE go when I passed EMERALD HOUR and that ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY is all who need to watch and want to see it all on SEPTEMBER 12 2021 SATELLITE.IMAGING starting at your convenience as remember though , " THE MOTHERLAND DOES NOT LOVE YOU BUTT the MOTHERFUCKER can sure FUCK YOU with a JIGSAW (OUCH!!!!)
by BETE NOIRE ASSH0LE September 14, 2021
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Spy

Joe Garrett will later in life be, fucking doods, what a spy
by Choofington March 29, 2023
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