Spud

Someone who is just extremely dumb.

Ben '' What is Barack O'bama's name
Seth '' How am I supposed to know''
Me, an intellectual '' You both are Spuds, His name is Barack Obamaaaaaa''

by person+people June 6, 2018

Spud

A PC way to call patients Retards.

ALS 1- respond to 54 elm for a pt with his hand stuck in the garbage disposal,”fuckin spuds man”

by Basically an ambulance driver June 6, 2018

Spud

A U.K way of saying potato. Used by middle to lower class people of the united kingdom.

Shut up or ill throw a spud at you!

by mrpurplegoat June 24, 2018

Spud

No, this is not used as another name for a Potato but rather, in this case, a way of calling someone an idiot. It is used as an insult to someone when they make a dumb and small mistake.
Can, and will often, be used in it's adjective form 'spuddy'
Synonyms for spud: Spesh, idiot or muppet
Synonyms for spuddy: Daft, stupid, retarded (if you're a year 7 who just learnt what it feels like to nut) or special

Oh my god Adam, you spuddy kid.
How did you get that wrong you absolute spud.

by 01spud1 July 11, 2018

Spud

The eldest boy in the family.

This is our Spud, he is our first born son.

by jomalot August 6, 2018

spud bud

That friend we all have, with whom a night of drinking and carousing ended with someone inserting a potato into their friends anus. May be lubricated or not. May be a homosexual or heterosexual experience, regardless of typical orientation. Usually spontaneous but may lead to recurrence.

After getting really drunk but striking out picking up girls at the bar, Mike and John decided to make mashed potatoes. They were so horny they instead got naked and became spud buds.

by Poison Pebble October 22, 2018

Spud

A girl on insta who is recieving hate about being the most legendary potato in all the lands

Hating on a spud? Thats not very a-peeling to us!

by SilverSaurus February 11, 2019