John has perfected the art of being offended by the slightest of criticisms.
Oh, so he's a snowflake?
Nah. Forget snowflake. More like a full-blown snowman.
Oh, so he's a snowflake?
Nah. Forget snowflake. More like a full-blown snowman.
by Epicurus2024 April 22, 2024

by RandyCouget December 1, 2018

by Glarity March 22, 2022

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by ungabunga04 July 1, 2021

Guy 1: Dude, I need a fix. Let's go get some snowman powder.
Guy 2: What the fuck is that? Sounds like some gay shit.
Guy 2: What the fuck is that? Sounds like some gay shit.
by TheRealDickCox November 27, 2010

The act of rolling your penis into the shape of a ball, then grabbing both testicles, smushing them together, then proceeding to shove it into your partner's mouth, then ejaculating, causing a Melted Snowman.
Dad: Hey kids, do you want to make a melted snowman?
Kids: Yes daddy!
Or
Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!
Kids: Yes daddy!
Or
Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!
by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024
