John has perfected the art of being offended by the slightest of criticisms.
Oh, so he's a snowflake?
Nah. Forget snowflake. More like a full-blown snowman.
Oh, so he's a snowflake?
Nah. Forget snowflake. More like a full-blown snowman.
by Epicurus2024 April 22, 2024
Get the Snowmanmug. by RandyCouget December 1, 2018
Get the Melted Snowmanmug. by Glarity March 22, 2022
Get the snowman dickmug. by Frosty69 December 8, 2024
Get the Frosty the fucking Snowmanmug. by ungabunga04 July 1, 2021
Get the The Human Snowmanmug. Guy 1: Dude, I need a fix. Let's go get some snowman powder.
Guy 2: What the fuck is that? Sounds like some gay shit.
Guy 2: What the fuck is that? Sounds like some gay shit.
by TheRealDickCox November 27, 2010
Get the snowman powdermug. The act of rolling your penis into the shape of a ball, then grabbing both testicles, smushing them together, then proceeding to shove it into your partner's mouth, then ejaculating, causing a Melted Snowman.
Dad: Hey kids, do you want to make a melted snowman?
Kids: Yes daddy!
Or
Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!
Kids: Yes daddy!
Or
Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!
by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024
Get the Melted Snowmanmug.