sms

shoot myself

*bes alive*
- ffs sms

by coleml7989 December 11, 2018

SMS

Shoot my shot

If I tried to sms would I miss?

by James wittek June 28, 2019

sms

shoot my shot

i’m trynna sms (shoot my shot)

by "Wtfgo"? September 8, 2019

It's older than sms

A rude yet modern way of describing the age of someone/something.

Me: McCain's dog looks disguisting.
Buddy: No, it doesn't.
Me: It's older than sms!

by dubaidubaidubai February 18, 2009

Orga(ni)sm

How the word should be written because all organisms except bacteria procreate sexually.

I started writing orga(ni)sm instead of organism in my thesis just to fuck with my professor. She is hot, I gotta tap her.
Anyway what's for lunch dude

by WhyDoesMyAssNeedAHandle January 4, 2025

SM-Essay

The act of using a mobile phones Short Messaging Service to send long drawn out messages that extend beyond the standard SMS 160 character limit.

Hi son, well your dad is going to pick your grandmother up at 3pm and your sister needs to go to town at 12 as she is having her hair cut and need to get some nail polish remover. I'm popping out for about 10 minutes to go next door to see Valerie as she wants to show me her new dress but that will be about 1ish I think... Val can talk the hind legs off a donkey so I might be a bit longer. Come over at 4pm and sorry for the SM-Essay

by burningme August 14, 2011

SMS

SMS stand for suck my sack

"You think your tough sms"

by William bale August 11, 2025