highwater sleeves

sleeves that do not reach your wrist. forearm length.

Jessica has highwater sleeves!

by LINDA ON December 27, 2008

Wearing your dick on your sleeve

The act of being obvious in your intentions to have sex with a woman so as to avoid entering the friend zone.

This method could mean the difference between a man spending months of time, energy, and money on a girl only to be told, "I really like you a lot, but I don't want to ruin the friendship we have." , and finding out immediately whether or not he might be getting laid and if he should continue his endeavors to do so with this woman.

nice guy: You know that beautiful girl I've been chasing for months? She just friend-ed me.

Friend: You should have been wearing your dick on your sleeve, man. You could have saved a lot of time and moved on to the next girl.

by Sanewma January 8, 2012

sleepy brain

when you wake up in the morning and your not quite moving, talking, etc. right

Jane: Can you open that door?
Josh: (Upon opening the door Josh trips)
Jane: Oh you must have sleepy brain

by mrusername79 March 2, 2010

Slenvy

Jealous feelings towards the extravagant lifestyles of the rich and famous.

Katie: I wish I was in Barbados like Simon Cowell probs is right now

Tom: Sounds like you've got a bad case of slenvy

Katie: Totes.

by Totesjelofradslebs January 4, 2011

Sleepy J

Whilst receiving a handjob, your girlfriend falls asleep. You must then finish up.

My girlfriend fell asleep and I had to pull a sleepy J.

by weinerhuggeryaya December 2, 2011

Sleepy Noob

One who is sleepy or out of it. A cute sleepy noob that seems sleepy or is sleepy and isn't fully awake yet.

"You are such a sleepy noob"
"Oh Savannah, Quit being a sleepy noob"

by TheGloryRS February 3, 2013

poop sleeve

The sleeve you pull up when your wiping your ass so you don't get any poop on it.

Dude, did you just take a shit?
Why do you ask?
Because your poop sleeve is still up!

by MayBBayB February 15, 2010