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Shit My Ass

v. - This phrase can be used in almost any situation, ranging from extreme disgust in one's self, to having a high chlorine level in a pool, or to having a very eldery motorist slowing down traffic ahead. This phrase can be used in a sentence all by itself, or it can be said right in the middle of other words in the same sentence.
Tony: "C'mon ya old bag! She's gotta be going the same way i'm going! Go right on shit my ass red! I'm in a hurry to make signs for the field days!"

Larry: "The chlorine is too high, we can't open the pool today."
Tony: "Shit my ass, just tell the kids to not open their eyes."
by HeadPoolieInCharge June 30, 2010
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Shit Your ass

The flow of human excrament as it flows out your anal sphyncter down your leg and out your pant leg.
Damn, man after a hard day at work I love to come home and shit my ass...

or...

GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY IM GONNA SHIT MY ASS ALL OVER!
by James February 24, 2004
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shit fart ass paste

a shit made into paste then farted on

also known ass sfap
you smell like a shit fart ass paste
or
you smell lika sfap
by crazy_fagot_on_the_internet February 13, 2018
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Shit Eating Ass Goblin

An Ass Goblin of the Fecalie variety. Between 5 to 9 centimeters in height, the Shit Eating Ass Goblin eats only the shit of its host, who is most always a gay vegetarian from California. The goblin is transferred during acts of sodomy.The only cure for removing the Ass Goblin is the vaginal secretions of teenage (above 18) redheads.
Mike- "Hey, did you get rid of that Shit Eating Ass Goblin yet?"

Tom- "Nah man, its hard to find virgin teen redheads around here."

Mike- "Damn, that sucks"

Mike- "OH SHIT!, i think it just winked at me!!"
by Atromi March 11, 2009
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shit name association

When someone tries to define a name, usually a common name, with the characteristics of a single individual with that name that they know. The associations attempted are usually, to use a scientific description, dogshit. It is also likely the one making the name association is one of two things: 1) a passive-aggressive little bitch trying to smear a rival, 2) a sycophantic simp that doesn't have the courage to tell their crush how they feel.
"I looked up my name on UrbanDictionary, it said I'm an asshole and misogynistic."
"Have you been on any bad dates recently?"
"I took Samantha out but she was on her phone the entire time barely talking, so I ditched her at the table and left her with the bill after she ordered the most expensive items on the menu."
"Sounds like she's trying to give you a shit name association."
by jovinyo April 3, 2022
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shit the ass

Another term for "dropping the ball" but with a bit more juice to it ya know?
In a sentence it goes something like this: "fuck I shit the ass!" or "Cardano shit the ass bro".
by shit the ass April 6, 2021
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