shivar

good at math

Joe:"Hey, look it's Shivar let's go see what he is doing"
LATER
Teacher"Joe your failing math, you should be like Shivar"
(Joe walks up to Shivar)
Joe"Gimme that stupid math book loser"
Shivar"NO"
(Joe punches Shivar)
(Joe goes to the teacher)
Joe"Here's my other math book"
Teacher"Splendid, good work Joe"

by asidfuhearifuerht\ January 9, 2018

Shevan

The ship name that bunch of horrible kids in a school made about a girl named sh and a boy named Evan

Random kid 1: Ooooo is that sh and Evan?
Random kid 2: omg #shevanforlife

by Zoevan April 15, 2019

Shepard

A pot belly whistling mechanical designer. Enjoys flossing his teeth on dental assistants pubic hair. Spends most of his time sitting on the couch in his tighty whities eating potatoe chips and scratching his ass.

Look at that Shepard, he's sitting in a chair in the corner talking with a mouth full of marbles.

by M.E. xican February 22, 2008

cow shears

Esoteric rural impedimenta

"I think we need some cow shears"
"Oh, ok, I'll check with Catrin"

by Xtreme Pedant May 2, 2005

sheara singer

the worst possible person one can encounter, lowest uncommon denominator, retarded bitch that doesn't deserve to live.

at least you are not Sheara Singer; that would be the ultimate lose lose situation.

by t-box April 30, 2003

sheearzat

Something that is really very good, far exceeding normal expectaions. Used as one step better than shiznit.

"Yo! this kind is the shiznit !"
"Maybe kid, maybe, but this here dank chron is the sheearzat!"

by Joshua Freedman March 26, 2007

Shevalry

Acts and pleasantries by women extended to men, which were historically bestowed upon women by men.
(Opening a door, lending one's coat, lighting another's cigarette.)

Cindy opens the door for Rick to the Henhouse Pub.

RICK: Thanks, Cindy, you shouldn't have.

CINDY: (no response, looks to Rick and bows her head)

RICK: Uh, so I guess chivalry is dead.

CINDY: Yeah it's called Shevalry now. But you can be a kind gentleman and buy me a Vodka Soda.

by Jay Tee from Tee Dot November 12, 2009