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Sex

Sex is like meth.

I haven't done neighter of those
Dude1: Dude I had nice sex yesterday
Dude2: Sorry mate but i don't support using drugs
by Supervirgin January 21, 2020
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Sex

I was in the same room with my best friend who i crushed on for so long. We were helping each other with our homework in my room. Her hand touches my dick by accident, she looks flushed as she slowly strokes it. My hormones were acting up and i couldn't take it anymore so I pin her on the wall and kiss her. "Lock the door" as she says smirking. I listen to her and lock it. She takes off her shirt and pants, leaving her only in a bra and thong. She puts her hand around my waist. "Do you want to or no?" I say yes and she continues to take off my pants. She lays down and takes off her thong. I slip my hard dick into her wet pussy. She moans and asks me to go faster, I start to stroke faster of course. Her bra slips off and her boobs jiggle while i'm stroking her. I stop and start to suck on her tiddes then i start to go inside her ass. I cum inside of her. She starts to knee down and put my big dick inside her mouth. We finished, cleaned up and started doing our work before midnight. that's sex for you
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Sex

Why'd you search this? Get off urban dictionary little kid.
Hey Jerry I had mad sex last night with Bob.
by Teehee art hoe October 4, 2020
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Sex

Leave now until I beat your ass.Seriously, do not look at the other definitions down below.Don't even think to search "sex" tomorrow.I'll be there
You horny bitch.
I'm disgusted.
Go read the Holy Bible or maybe drink some holy water.
Fucking now.
by Aishaqvak February 13, 2019
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Sex

Sex when a boy shove his massive third leg straight in you
I went to Anna’s and she suck my massive cock so I shoved it deep inside her wet pussy she screamed with joy so I flipped her and shove so deep she was shout “yes daddy,harder,harder! The well layed down and she said best sex ever.
by Anna’s daddy January 31, 2022
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Sex

When a mans private part “the penis” is put into a woman’s private part “the vagina” and the man release something called sperm and the woman has eggs that the woman releases the every mouth aka “period ” and at the good time they will have sex and the sperm will go into the egg to fertilise it.
Man: hey wanna have sex?
Woman: sorry I’m not in my mood
Man: it’s fine

Woman: r u sure?
Man: yes I’m sure, a relationship isn’t all about having sex, wanna get Maccas then?
Woman: yes please!
by Sav_clair_d December 30, 2020
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Sex

Something that is in appropriate for kids under 15, pls do not read on if your under 15

Ok, I think we got rid of the under 15 people. Sex is basically sexual intercourse where the the penis gets inserted into the vagina of the female and this causes the female to be pregnant and give birth after 9 months
"Hey honey, let's have sex right now!" "Ok let's get right to it!"
by Yo boi shadovortex March 27, 2021
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